Married Bliss

Today was one of those wonderful days that you have to be a part of to believe. My wife and I were fighting all morning and it spilled into my Sunday afternoon football. The reason we were fighting is.....who knows? We never have a reason to fight, we just do. I swear to God, we fight more than is humanly possible. I wonder how we have stayed married as long as we have. I think I have lost 10 years off my life already. To me, one of the major reasons we fight so much is our racial differences. I will get into that later on, but I am sure it's huge. She may not believe it but I do.

I ended up going to Hooters to get some wings and beer. Today even with all of the football on they had the ugly chicks working. I was like, "Damn, can I get a break today?" So I get home from Hooters and the spousal unit is still pissed. I can't even get any and I brought her something back. It's been two days now and I need some. Hopefully we can "make up" tonight because she is going out of town for a week. It's never good for a woman to go somewhere mad and some smooth talker comes by and bad decisions are made. But I do have one thing working for me, and that is my son. He is going with her so that should keep her in line. I know this shit may seem boring to you, but I feel the need to be honest with you.

Oh yea, one last thing.....Jessica Simpson sucks. Tony Romo pissed the game away because Jessica sucked away all of his powers last night. And she looked like shit too. HAHA.