Post Office

Why is it that only the best and brightest work at the post office? Why do I always get stuck behind the person that has to send 100 packages to Indo-China but wants to buy stamps first? Is the post office where old people go to hang out?

March Madness

So the NCAA tournament has been going on and we are down to the last two teams. The tournament wasn't that spectacular. Memphis is like an AAU team on steroids. Davidson was overrated. I thought the media was going to jerk Curry off between the timeouts. They were riding his jock so bad. But you know he is banging whoever he wants now at school. And his mom was a nice piece of eye candy. I could get into the media's infatuation with Psycho T. Is it because he is white? I don't know...but he is a hell of a basketball player. But he's not better than M. Beasley from K State. I would love to be him right now. The girls in Manhattan, Kansas are very hot. They all have the Midwestern look to them and they don't discriminate. How do I know this you may ask??? Because my baby mama went to school there(she's hot btw). I love the taste of the Midwest....but anyway that gets me to the real reason for today's post, the Final Four cheerleaders. The games weren't that competitive, but at least each game had one set of hot cheerleaders. Kansas and UCLA had the besst two groups of cheerleaders out of the teams. The Kansas girls were the typical Midwest hotties. They would probably be better wives. But the UCLA girls were by far and away the hottest. UCLA, USC, and Texas had the hottest cheerleaders in the tournament. I like the assless chaps of the Texas girls. And I'm partial since I used to date one back in the day. Yea, I'm a pimp. USC has the song girls, Texas has assless chaps, and UCLA has this...

Hateration

Well it's about time I talk about interracial love. I am all for it. Obviously. But there is one relationship that has been generating mucho attention recently. Reggie B. and Kim K. are two people that are just trying to live their lives and people stay hating on them. Well actually the only people that I have seen hating are black people, but I'm sure white/armenian people hate too. Is it the innate racism that all of us possess? Or is it just sheer jealousy that they aren't getting with one of the two? I say it's a combo of both. The only issue with Kim K is her porn tape with Ray J. I don't know if I could be with a chick that made a really famous porn tape. I mean I can make a tape or take some pics at home, but I am not a star and will never be president. So I'm really not concerned what happens. But everyone in the world can see what your partner's 'anatomy' and sex skills are like. I think it's a pride thing for a guy to want to be their partner's best lay. But fellas, let me tell you something. You probably weren't. Unless you are like me. And that's cuz I'm a freak. But, I used to be terrible at sex, I was a rocket man(I'll explain that in a future post). But anyway, back to my blog. Have you seen Kim K? Have you? If she came in your room and you didn't know who is was and she just jumped on you naked what would you do? I know I would be fuckin...I would look right at my wife and be like "sorry babe, but look at that ass." I don't care if you are from back woods Alabama and just left your KKK meeting, if she came and seduced you, there is no resisting. I mean those old ass racist white dudes in colonial America loved them some slave booty, nothing's changed. And Reggie Bush is a pretty ripped dude(no homo){I'm not bashing gays either, I just never get to use that expression}. So I hope they get married and have some fine ass mixed babies. Especially a little girl...cuz my son will be tapping that in the future.