Summertime Livin

The summer is going strong right now. I haven't been doing too much. I'm trying to get back to Texas permanently, because I NEED too. It is killing my marriage. I thought everything was on course to get back right with my wife after all the drama, but I was wrong. I mean I thought everything was good, but she SHIT on that last night. I guess it's not as easy to heal a heart as one would believe. We have been talking and getting things back together, but all of a sudden this week she started pulling away from me. I was like wtf...but we'll see what happens. She loves me, but the distance is a huge roadblock on the path to success. Honestly, I am tired of it too. We have been apart for the majority of our relationship; it sucks the life out of it. But, regardless I will be in Texas in less than 2 years....unless she dumps me for good. Then I may be in LA or NY.

On a brighter note, my son is doing amazing. The consensus is that he will be a heartbreaker and a ladykiller. I can't lie, he is a specimen of humanity. He is a handful though. He takes both of our personalities and ratchets them up. But regardless he is a great kid.

The Olympics are coming soon...USA, USA, USA!!! Gotta love jingoism...

Status Refresh

There is alot that I want to talk about but have just been too lazy to sit down and write. I definitely want to talk about Barack and Hillary. I also want to give y'all an update on the "progress" that has gone on with the spousal unit. Stay tuned, more to follow...

Post Office

Why is it that only the best and brightest work at the post office? Why do I always get stuck behind the person that has to send 100 packages to Indo-China but wants to buy stamps first? Is the post office where old people go to hang out?

March Madness

So the NCAA tournament has been going on and we are down to the last two teams. The tournament wasn't that spectacular. Memphis is like an AAU team on steroids. Davidson was overrated. I thought the media was going to jerk Curry off between the timeouts. They were riding his jock so bad. But you know he is banging whoever he wants now at school. And his mom was a nice piece of eye candy. I could get into the media's infatuation with Psycho T. Is it because he is white? I don't know...but he is a hell of a basketball player. But he's not better than M. Beasley from K State. I would love to be him right now. The girls in Manhattan, Kansas are very hot. They all have the Midwestern look to them and they don't discriminate. How do I know this you may ask??? Because my baby mama went to school there(she's hot btw). I love the taste of the Midwest....but anyway that gets me to the real reason for today's post, the Final Four cheerleaders. The games weren't that competitive, but at least each game had one set of hot cheerleaders. Kansas and UCLA had the besst two groups of cheerleaders out of the teams. The Kansas girls were the typical Midwest hotties. They would probably be better wives. But the UCLA girls were by far and away the hottest. UCLA, USC, and Texas had the hottest cheerleaders in the tournament. I like the assless chaps of the Texas girls. And I'm partial since I used to date one back in the day. Yea, I'm a pimp. USC has the song girls, Texas has assless chaps, and UCLA has this...

Hateration

Well it's about time I talk about interracial love. I am all for it. Obviously. But there is one relationship that has been generating mucho attention recently. Reggie B. and Kim K. are two people that are just trying to live their lives and people stay hating on them. Well actually the only people that I have seen hating are black people, but I'm sure white/armenian people hate too. Is it the innate racism that all of us possess? Or is it just sheer jealousy that they aren't getting with one of the two? I say it's a combo of both. The only issue with Kim K is her porn tape with Ray J. I don't know if I could be with a chick that made a really famous porn tape. I mean I can make a tape or take some pics at home, but I am not a star and will never be president. So I'm really not concerned what happens. But everyone in the world can see what your partner's 'anatomy' and sex skills are like. I think it's a pride thing for a guy to want to be their partner's best lay. But fellas, let me tell you something. You probably weren't. Unless you are like me. And that's cuz I'm a freak. But, I used to be terrible at sex, I was a rocket man(I'll explain that in a future post). But anyway, back to my blog. Have you seen Kim K? Have you? If she came in your room and you didn't know who is was and she just jumped on you naked what would you do? I know I would be fuckin...I would look right at my wife and be like "sorry babe, but look at that ass." I don't care if you are from back woods Alabama and just left your KKK meeting, if she came and seduced you, there is no resisting. I mean those old ass racist white dudes in colonial America loved them some slave booty, nothing's changed. And Reggie Bush is a pretty ripped dude(no homo){I'm not bashing gays either, I just never get to use that expression}. So I hope they get married and have some fine ass mixed babies. Especially a little girl...cuz my son will be tapping that in the future.

Get A Life

So I have been living by myself for awhile now and I mostly lay on my bed surfing the net. Pretty boring existence, but it passes the time. I have also come across some pretty cool websites. I have been reading about celebrity gossip, sports, and other random shit. Since I am separated I also look at relationship building stuff. There are some good websites for that stuff and others are just scams. The people seem to all come from the same school of relationship counseling where they paid 19.99 for a certificate and a blessing. I have applied some of the principles in my life and some work and some don't. I'm like fuck it, I'll try anything to make this work. But the best thing about my new solitude is me being able to do whatever I want when I want. The only thing that slows me down is my financial situation. She still gets 600 a month from me and that hurts. But I would rather be poor than to have my son living shitty. But when I get some money I am going to take over the world. My values are changing, but I still enjoy nice things. My next purchase will be a watch and a pair of black Lacoste driving shoes. I am a big guy with huge feet so when I come across a pair of shoes I always buy them because they are so few and far between.

Thanks for reading, I know the post was random...off to watch the Horns beat Memphis today on CBS.

Separation Sucks

My wife moved away to Dallas. Hopefully it is only temporary. I am so bored now at home. I feel like a shell of my former self. All of my good energy left with her. At least I get to see her in a few weeks.

Oh yea, my son is gone too...

Update

BIG FREAKING CHANGES ARE HAPPENING!!!

My life is in turmoil...I'll post more later.